The Official Tom Cruise Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Tom Cruises, REAL Tom CruiseS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about Tom Cruises.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Tom Cruises are mammals.

2.    Tom Cruises fight ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the Tom Cruise is to flip out and kill people.

Weapons and gear:

Tom Cruise Sword                   Tom Cruise Stars   

Tom Cruise Outfit

Testimonial:

Tom Cruises can kill anyone they want!  Tom Cruises cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this Tom Cruise who was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon the Tom Cruise killed the whole town.  My friend Mark said that he saw a Tom Cruise totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Tom Cruises have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Tom Cruises are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Tom Cruises are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start yoga next year.  I love Tom Cruises with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Tom Cruises?

A: Tom Cruises are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, Tom Cruises are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that Tom Cruises are always cruel or mean.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Tom Cruises can be mean OR totally awesome. 

Q: What do Tom Cruises do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab.  (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.

He’s a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,

which is bragable.

stolen from realultimatepower.net

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